Pokémon We Could Beat Up #16

This is Pokémon We Could Beat Up #16

This is a bi-weekly column from Chris and I where we go through the National Pokédex and talk about whether we could beat each Pokémon in a fight.


081. Magnemite

Height: 1’00”

Weight: 13.2 lbs.

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CHRIS: I would just bring a magnet with me and stick it to the back of it. I could move it anywhere, and it would have no idea what is going on. This is an easy win.

STEVE: This is just a piece of metal with two big magnets for arms. What is it going to do, magnetize me? W.

082. Magneton

Height: 3’03”

Weight: 132.3 lbs.

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CHRIS: This has always been an all time favorite for me. I have no idea why considering it’s very non creative design. The size worries me a little. I imagine punching metal, and that hurts my hand thinking about it. I think I’ll take this loss here. I could be zapped. I would struggle to do much with a big metal robot. I lose.

STEVE: This is just three Magnemites stuck together. What are they going to do, magnetize me? W.

083. Farfetch’d

Height: 2’07”

Weight: 33.1 lbs.

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CHRIS: I’m happy to see another stupid bird. I’ll take that stick and beat him down.

STEVE: This is just your average, run of the mill, regular ol’ duck. I would be lying if I said that I think I would lose to a duck. W.

084. Doduo

Height: 4’07”

Weight: 86.4 lbs.

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CHRIS: I picture myself being pecked to death, and that kind of scares me. One poke to the eye and I quit. Loss.

STEVE: I could maybe deal with one of these birds, but the addition of a second head is a real game changer. I’ll be trying to attack one head and the other can attack me freely, not a good look for me. L.

085. Dodrio

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 187.7 lbs.

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CHRIS: This is almost my height and weight to a tee. But it has three heads. We are fairly equal, but they have such an advantage. Loss.

STEVE: Doduo to Dodrio is a huge upgrade, 100 pounds heavier, a foot taller and a third head. I’ll take my second loss of the day. L.


CHRIS: 2-3. These beefy boys are worrisome. I hope I still beat Steve in the end.

STEVE: 3-2 today. I don’t see myself getting beat by magnets or a duck but two large birds will definitely do the trick.

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