Pokémon We Could Beat Up #16
This is Pokémon We Could Beat Up #16
This is a bi-weekly column from Chris and I where we go through the National Pokédex and talk about whether we could beat each Pokémon in a fight.
081-85
081. Magnemite
Height: 1’00”
Weight: 13.2 lbs.
CHRIS: I would just bring a magnet with me and stick it to the back of it. I could move it anywhere, and it would have no idea what is going on. This is an easy win.
STEVE: This is just a piece of metal with two big magnets for arms. What is it going to do, magnetize me? W.
082. Magneton
Height: 3’03”
Weight: 132.3 lbs.
CHRIS: This has always been an all time favorite for me. I have no idea why considering it’s very non creative design. The size worries me a little. I imagine punching metal, and that hurts my hand thinking about it. I think I’ll take this loss here. I could be zapped. I would struggle to do much with a big metal robot. I lose.
STEVE: This is just three Magnemites stuck together. What are they going to do, magnetize me? W.
083. Farfetch’d
Height: 2’07”
Weight: 33.1 lbs.
CHRIS: I’m happy to see another stupid bird. I’ll take that stick and beat him down.
STEVE: This is just your average, run of the mill, regular ol’ duck. I would be lying if I said that I think I would lose to a duck. W.
084. Doduo
Height: 4’07”
Weight: 86.4 lbs.
CHRIS: I picture myself being pecked to death, and that kind of scares me. One poke to the eye and I quit. Loss.
STEVE: I could maybe deal with one of these birds, but the addition of a second head is a real game changer. I’ll be trying to attack one head and the other can attack me freely, not a good look for me. L.
085. Dodrio
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 187.7 lbs.
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