Pokémon We Could Beat Up #20
This is Pokémon We Could Beat Up #20
This is a bi-weekly column from Chris and I where we go through the National Pokédex and talk about whether we could beat each Pokémon in a fight.
Weight: 146.8 lbs.
CHRIS: His explosions are huge so I don’t think I can hit him far enough. HOWEVER. If he blows up that’s a tie. I’ll take it.
STEVE: Electrode explodes just like Voltorb, but Electrode’s explosions are bigger. L.
Weight: 5.5 lbs.
CHRIS: This may be the easiest one we had yet. There is one that’s not cracked. W
STEVE: Do my eyes deceive me or is this a group of sentient eggs? One of them is already broken! W.
Weight: 264.6 lbs.
CHRIS: He doesn’t have arms. That is the only advantage I think I have. I don’t know how I lose, but I know it happens.
STEVE: How on Earth does a pile of eggs evolve into this beast? I’m not upset, I’m just curious. L.
Weight: 14.3 lbs.
CHRIS: I’d take his bone and beat him with it. He’s so little so it shouldn’t cause too many issues with me.
STEVE: Cubone is such a sad little Pokémon, I feel so bad about beating it up.
It is called the Lonely Pokémon because of its tendency to keep to itself and avoid social situations…Bulbapedia