Pokémon We Could Beat Up #21

This is Pokémon We Could Beat Up #21

This is a bi-weekly column from Chris and I where we go through the National Pokédex and talk about whether we could beat each Pokémon in a fight.


106. Hitmonlee

Height: 4’11”

Weight: 109.8 lbs.

CHRIS: When we came up with this idea… these were the first Pokémon that came to mind. I picture Hitmonlee spinning non stop and just kicking me over and over like it’s a cartoon. Loss

STEVE: Hitmonlee could roundhouse kick me into next week and I want no part in that. L.

107. Hitmonchan

Height: 4’07”

Weight: 110.7 lbs.

CHRIS: I can’t imagine the uppercut I would get from this man. You would see me next week.

STEVE: This guy is wearing boxing gloves 24/7. That is a whole other level of tough, I predict I get knocked out 10 seconds into round one. L.

108. Lickitung

Height: 3’11”

Weight: 144.4 lbs.

CHRIS: I feel like this should be an easy win. However, when I think of what Steve said, I couldn’t agree more. I can imagine it too much…I shake thinking about it. This fuels my fire to end this thing. W

STEVE: Lickitung is what I see in my nightmares, even if I could beat Lickitung up I don’t know if I want to. I’m picturing it licking me and that’s the worst thing I could ever imagine happening to me. I want to curl up into a ball and cry just at the thought of that. L.

109. Koffing

Height: 2’00”

Weight: 2.2 lbs.

CHRIS: Steve has been pepper sprayed I can confirm. I wouldn’t want that to happen. It was fun watching it however. If I wanted a chance I’d run at it with my eyes closed flailing my arms hoping for a good shot. I guess I lose

STEVE: This thing is like walking pepper spray, and I’ve been pepper sprayed. It’s no fun for anyone. L.

110. Weezing

Height: 3’11”

Weight: 20.9 lbs.

CHRIS: I laughed out loud picturing Steve lose this week. All that laughing caught me 4 losers to…

STEVE: If Koffing is pepper spray, this thing is bear mace. Looks like I’m going 0-5 this week. L.


CHRIS: 57-37 up to this point.

STEVE: 0-5 on the day, what else can I say. 56-44 after 110 battles. I’d say that’s still very respectable.

New fights every Monday and Friday 5:00 PM EST. Gotta beat em’ all.

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