This is a bi-weekly column from Chris and I where we go through the National Pokédex and talk about whether we could beat each Pokémon in a fight.
111-115
111. Rhyhorn
Height: 3’03”
Weight: 253.5 lbs.
CHRIS:
STEVE: I’m guessing that a Rhyhorn is supposed to be the equivalent of a rhino, I mean the name and the look are spot on. 250+ pounds charging right at me? I’m okay, thanks. L.
112. Rhydon
Height: 6’03”
Weight: 264.6 lbs.
CHRIS:
STEVE: Take that rhino, stand it up on two feet and add three feet of height. This is what I’m dealing with. Can we go back to Caterpie? L.
113. Chansey
Height: 3’07”
Weight: 76.3 lbs.
CHRIS:
STEVE: Looking at the height and weight and reading about Chansey I think I can win with almost zero effort. Finally, a win. W.
114.Tangela
Height: 3’03”
Weight: 77.2 lbs.
CHRIS:
STEVE: What is Tangela supposed to even be. A pile of vines with shoes? Yawn. W.
115. Kangaskhan
Height: 7’03”
Weight: 176.4 lbs.
CHRIS:
STEVE: Kangaskhan is 7 foot tall, I’m not sure some of you realize how big that really is. Never come between a mother and her baby. L.
STANDINGS
CHRIS:
STEVE: I can see myself taking home 2 victories today and y’know at this point I’ll take all that I can get. 2-3.
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